Reasons why I'd be a terrible shojo heroine

So I've been reading too much shojo manga, and after getting annoyed with all the heroines and the stupid situations they get themselves in, I decided to make this list. Enjoy! :D

- If I did have a bunch of hot guys falling in love with me or following me around or whatever, the first thing I'd want is for their to spontaneously create yaoi. :D Because that's what good looking guys are for, amirite? xD
- I have a brain. I'm actually INTELLIGENT. No, I'm not the cute lil girl who gets bad grades in her classes. Okay, I do get some bad grades, but I'm outstanding in APUSH and HAL. HONORS AND AP CLASSES BITCHESSSSS. I want to see one of THOSE idiots pull stuff off.
- I do not see the point in looking pretty. I've been a swimmer all my life. When you swim, make up wears off, so there's no point in wearing it. Since it will run off before the day is done anyways. My mom usually has to force a comb through my hair, and I really like wearing baggy and comfortable stuff.
- I have acne. I think this is self explanatory.
- Okay, I am klutzy and trip over alot of stuff. And have no hand eye coordination. But not to the point of being handicapped. I love sports; staying in shape is good for me.
- I will never claim I'm in love with someone even though I barely know anything about them and have not gone out with them at all. That's just silly shit.
- Being sexually harassed is not romantic or sexy. STRANGER DANGER. FUCKING STRANGER DANGER DAMMIT.
- I curse like a sailor. And that's very attractive in a girl, amirite? :D
- There is no greater joy than making fun of romance. Sure it's cute. But it's just... SO FUN TO MAKE FUN OF. I DON'T KNOW WHY. XD
-I am mean. Seriously, all the shojo heroines are such nice girls who do things for people they might not even like or whatever. Me? NO FRIGGEN WAY. If I don't like you, I will tell you. And I won't want to have anything to deal with you. Never ever. D:<
- I AM SO NERDY IT IS A CRIME.
- I am deepppppp. :P. But seriously, when it comes to guys, it takes more than a pretty face. A whole lot more than a pretty face.

That's all for now. I'm feeling lazy. xP