Reasons why being single rocks

Okay, so one of my guy friends asked: "So you never want a boyfriend? Why?"

Well, here's my answer.

Reasons why being single FOREVER rocks

- You don't have to worry about your manners.
- You can get a good night's sleep from not TALKING TO YOUR LOVER ALL NIGHT EW.
- You can laugh at romance all you want.
- You can be as embarassing as you want at home cause you don't have to worry about him/her coming over and finding you
- YOU CAN EAT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. CAUSE THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL CARE ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT IS YOU
- You can sit at home and read, play video games, etc. Your not constantly pestered by your bf/gf
- No one has enough power over you to make you change
- YOU DON'T NEED TO MATURE. EVER.
- You can be as boyish as you want. Who gives a crap about all these skirts and makeup?
- You can interrupt as many couples as you want without feeling guilty at all
- You can complain about couples for fun.
- You don't get sucked into any gf/bf dramah.
- You don't need to worry about "does he like me?!" all the time
- You can have opposite gender friends without your gf/bf caring. Cause you don't have one :P
- You don't have to agree with someone when you want to go some place. You just go yourself :P
- YOU DON'T NEED TO SPEND ANY MONEY ON THEM. YEAH MORE MONEY FOR YOU.
- You don't need to spend like 4 hours in the morning taking care of yourself. You can just wake up, get dressed, and go.
- You can shut yourself away into a book without a major thorn in your side
- You can just ignore anyone trying to flirt with you
- You don't spend tons of money of clothes. Just Video Games. :P
- Two words: DATING SIMS XD. (srsly. Ouran & La Corda D'oro Dating Sim looks good >.>;; )
- You don't need to worry about spending enough 'time' with them >.>;;
- You and your single friends can go and have tons of fun :P (I mean sure, my friends who have bf's are awesome too, but it's just not the same anymore... XD )
- Who's up for a game of truth or dare where no one can ask you personal things about relationships?

:P. Besides, me, Dobby Tsui and Risu are too cool to kiss boys. XDDDDD