Haha, this was fun

What I'm about to write is completely random, but I love it. :)

THE FOLLOWING IS A (fictional) CONVERSATION BETWEEN LENORE AND CERBERUS OVER FACEBOOK WALL. Bold is Cerberus, Italics are Lenore.

So I'm going to do what you hate the most and proclaim my love for you over facebook.
You're cruising for a brusin, dear. :D
Like you'd be able to hit me hard enough for me to bruise.
Try me. Besides, you live next door to me, wouldn't it be more effective to just scream your love for me THAT way? e___e
Hmm perhaps you're right.
... FUCK YOU. YOU KNEW THAT WAS SARCASM. YOU, AS THE KING OF SARCASM, KNOWS THIS.
Sarcasm doesn't translate well over the internet
The neighbors already think we're crackpots. That most definetly DID NOT help.
Oh hush. Or I'll be forced to pull out fluffy pick up lines.
You wouldn't dare. I'll break up with you and start dating Leo.
And you wouldn't do that. Even just to spite me.
True. Leo is far more annoying than you'll ever be.

Aw thanks. You're so sweet.
I KNOW THAT'S SARCASM, BUT I WILL TREAT IT AS A COMPLIMENT. :)
Why is this conversation even going on? We live right next to each other.
All because you felt the need to declare your love for me over the internet. :D
Do you want me to do it again? Fine, I LOVE LENORE ROMILLY.
I LOVE... CAKE.
You and your obscure TV show references.

It's why I'm so charming. ;D
Quite. You're lucky I know what your talkin about.
If it makes you feel better, you are second in line after cake.
That's ok. I love cake better than you too.
CAKE LOVES ME MORE.
I'm sure I love you more than cake loves you.
PROVE IT.
If I eat the cake, it can't love you anymore.

That's bullshit. It will go to the cake underworld and still love me.
What should I do to prove I love you more than cake then?
... Bring me cake? :D
Only if you provide the house to eat it in.
As always.
I'll be getting chocolate ice cream cake then.
Dammit you know me too well. You care about me too much.
I just pay attenttion. And I'm not as dense as a brick wall.
pft, you're bringing cake, so I'll forgive you for now. Btw, I love you. Just in case it didn't get through.
I know
Does this make you the Han Solo to my Leia?
No. You're much better than Leia.